Excerpt From: Townhall.com. Written By: Mike Adams.
Campuses all across America are being overrun by hordes of snowflakes that are simply emotionally incapable of functioning in a free and open marketplace of ideas. Some people blame the public school system or even the parents who raised the little snowflakes. I disagree and have decided it is best to blame the universities themselves. I arrived at this conclusion last fall after speaking with one of the skinny blonde chicks that had just gone through freshman orientation here at UNC-We Are Constantly Offended. Please go grab a beer unless you are below the age of 21 (or if you are a Baptist currently in the presence of other Baptists). I have a story I would like to share.
The aforementioned skinny blonde chick enrolled at UNCW after being urged to do so by her father who is an avid reader of my column. When she attended freshman orientation, she encountered three very interesting events that go a long way toward explaining why chronically offended adolescents overrun our campuses. The events follow in no particular order of absurdity:
1. Incoming students were warned that there is often preaching on campus that might be offensive to some students. Although I certainly favor telling students that they might actually encounter offensive speech on campus I am perplexed by the example chosen. The people running freshman orientation didn’t warn students that they might be offended by the UNCW English professor who has published fantasies about having sex with dead women. (I am not making this up. For verification, see my recent posts on www.RightlyOffended.com). Nor did they warn students about the equally sexually obsessed campus feminists who publicly talk about their orgasms and their genitals while performing skits in The Vagina Monologues. Instead, they warned students about preachers who might cast judgments against things like fornicating with dead people and talking about your genitals in public. Sounds fair and balanced to me.